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It's a shame that Ottawa's season could end tonight. It really is. I mean look at the players on that squad.
Dany Heatley-Do we really need to go there?
Joe Corvo-He likes to beat up strippers, if that doesn't ooze class, I don't know what does.
Chris Neil-Get some new teeth. He looks like he plays...doo-doo.
Ray Emery-He has had those flashes...you know, the kind where it looks as if he couldn't stop a puck from being shot into a dixie cup.
Daniel Alfredsson-Apparently he forgot the #1 rule that you learn when you first lace up the skates at age 5... DON'T FIRE THE PUCK AT SOMEONE'S DOME. Nice Captain, Ottawa. Another year, another Alfie choke job.
Wow, sure seems like there are a lot of Ducks in B-Lo this time of year.
Dany Heatley-Do we really need to go there?
Joe Corvo-He likes to beat up strippers, if that doesn't ooze class, I don't know what does.
Chris Neil-Get some new teeth. He looks like he plays...doo-doo.
Ray Emery-He has had those flashes...you know, the kind where it looks as if he couldn't stop a puck from being shot into a dixie cup.
Daniel Alfredsson-Apparently he forgot the #1 rule that you learn when you first lace up the skates at age 5... DON'T FIRE THE PUCK AT SOMEONE'S DOME. Nice Captain, Ottawa. Another year, another Alfie choke job.
Wow, sure seems like there are a lot of Ducks in B-Lo this time of year.
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