Minnesota Miracle Man does it again!

Good news for Ducks fans, no trip is needed because Disneyland is across the street. Gordon led the team to victory again! In the same building where they defeated Iceland in that epic shootout.

Dear Ottawa Senators,

Karma is a bitch. You were carried through the conference finals by fluke goals (Corvo in Game 2, Alfredsson in Game 3) and your powerplay. It comes back. The Cup winning goal is what we soccer fans refer to as an own-goal.

Just awesome. Anaheim kicked the crap out of Ottawa. No more watching Chris Neil dive and throw cheap shots. No more listening to Bryan Murray's lisp. No more Daniel Alfredsson shooting the puck at other players.

Of course, I would be lying if I thought the Sabres would have even had a chance. Well, actually they would have had a chance, but that would fall somewhere between slim and none. Anaheim is built to win. They can outskate you, outscore you, and outhit you. The way Buffalo played in the postseason would not have even been close to enough to challenge the still, but not officially "mighty" Ducks. No other team deserved the Cup more than them.

Congrats to the Ducks. I'm sure Hans is looking down and smiling.